Somebody Has to Say It However I am Bored with Listening to Shannon Klingman Inform Me My Ass Crack Smells
Oops! I stated ass crack. Sorry not sorry. However I’ve to say if I may block Lume commercials on all my social media accounts I might be one very blissful camper. I believe their advertisements are revolting. They’re continuously making an attempt to be “hip” and “fashionable” and extra interesting to “the folks” by speaking about bizarre physique odors. I suppose they suppose this advertising is relatable however I don’t discover it relatable in any respect! I really discover it fairly revolting. I don’t wish to speak physique odor with you thanks a lot!
“Right here’s a stable stick of deo you should utilize on beneath your boobs or between your butt cheeks!” Ma’am, can we not be so intimate with these adverts? We haven’t even been formally launched but!
I child you not I can’t escape these advertisements. If I’m scrolling on Tiktok I’ll run throughout at the least two of them coming at me fast tempo and urging me to fret in regards to the smells which may be occurring between my thighs, between my my butt cheeks, and different unmentionable. A majority of the advertisements are performed by Shannon Klingman who is just not solely the creator of Lume Entire Physique Deodorant but in addition a gynecologist. However please, somebody wants to inform her that being a health care provider doesn’t imply she will be able to inform me my ass crack smells and I would like Lume.
Hear, I respect your hustle Shannon however the advertising simply isn’t for me. Sorry. I simply can’t sit right here and critically take heed to you describe smells radiating from folks’s asses. My interior teenage boy calls for to me let loose so he can snigger at these advertisements.
You’re exhausting me, Lume. Please cease? Thanks. Sincerely, the Muse who doesn’t have a smelly ass crack.
How about you? Have you ever run into these annoying Lume advertisements? Or every other advertisements that you just wish to scream on the display over?
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